Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 12, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Kirk Hellweg for sending in today’s report. From Clearwater, Florida comes the story of bozo Richard Cousins who had some stolen motorcycle parts he wanted to sell. So, he took some pictures of them and posted them on e-bay, which would have been a good idea except for one thing. His bare feet showed up in some of the shots. And his toes were tattooed with the letters "WHITE TRASH". When the rightful owner of the stolen parts spotted them on line, he called the cops. Police searched jail records and were able to identify our one and only bozo by his toe tattoos. As one officer said, he’s "tiptoeing" back to jail.

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