Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 11, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File, Internal Affairs Division. From Trier, Germany, comes the story of a 52 year old police commissioner who had obviously never learned the finer points of pulling off a crime. Our bozo cop stormed into a bank, wearing a mask and brandishing a gun. He got away with a little cash but not before employees got the description and license plate number of his getaway vehicle. Police were able to trace the car to our bozo’s girlfriend, who told them she had loaned the car to him for the week. He’ll be looking at things from the other side of the bars for a while.

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