Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 10, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Rockaway, New Jersey, where the cops were holding their fourth annual police expo. And one exhibit in particular attracted our teenage bozo. It was a display of popular street drugs. Lots of them. Too many for our bozo to resist. He was collared by the cops as he tried to break into the display case, right there in the police exhibit. He’s under arrest…and those drugs that looked so good to him…they were fake.

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