Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Sao Paulo, Brazil where an unidentified bozo found himself in a jam after a robbery attempt at an electronics store went bad. Holding several hostages, and surrounded by the cops, our bozo wasn’t sure what to do. So, he asked the cops for one phone call…to talk to his lawyer, right? Wrong. He called his Mommy to ask her for advice. She told him to release the hostages and surrender, which he did.