Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 4, 2006

Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Ruichang, China, where a group of bozos came up with a truly Bozoesque plan to rob a gambling hall. Their idea: Knock out the gamblers with cyanide gas and steal their money. Maybe they forgot that they might need gas masks for themselves. Two of our bozos died from the gas; the other three were rendered unconscious. The survivors have been charged with attempted robbery.

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