Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 28, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Middletown, Ohio comes the story of bozo couple Richard and Stephanie Newman who just had to have one of those new big screen panel TVs. And, being tapped out on their credit cards, they decided to steal one from the local electronics store. They loaded it into the back of their vehicle and took off. One problem, however, the 55 inch screen was too big to fit in the back seat of their small car and they were spotted by the cops going down the road with the back door half open and the TV hanging out. That’ll attract a little attention. They’ve been charged with theft.

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