Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 26, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. You could say bozo Charles Henrickson was having a bad day. First, he entered a large sports complex and tried to rob a woman in her office. When he discovered she had no money, he tried to mug a man but his wallet turned out to be empty also. Thinking this was not the place to be, he tried to flee but got lost and couldn’t find the exit. When the police arrived, he complained of chest pains. (It’s the big one, Elizabeth!) Police helped him find the exit and took him to jail.

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