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April 25, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report. From Hayward, California comes the story of another bozo caught in a chimney. But this one has a slightly different twist. Bozo Michael Estes says he locked himself out of his house, so he decided to climb back in through the chimney. And thinking it would be easier if he were naked, he stripped off all his clothes first. Didn’t help, he got stuck anyway. Police answered his calls for help and after several minutes were able to pull our naked and dirty bozo out. It was after they removed him that they noticed he was, shall we say, a little out of it. He’s been charged with being under the influence of drugs.

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