Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 21, 2006

Bozo criminal for today found out the hard way that there are some things that you just can’t take back. From Williston, North Dakota comes the story of bozo Ryan Wilson who walked into a bank wearing a ski mask and demanded money. Then, for some reason, he changed his mind and pulled off the mask, telling the frightened teller, "Just kidding." He then withdrew some money from his checking account and left. Unfortunately, it’s not that simple. He’s been charged with attempted robbery and faces five years in prison if convicted.

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