Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 19, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Jim Train for sending in today’s report. From Mira Mesa, California comes the story of bozo Hector Ruiz who attempted to rob a laundry but fell through the roof vent and came crashing down to the floor. Our bozo quickly scrambled to his feet and fled, losing his wallet in the process. Investigating officers found the wallet and were interviewing witnesses when who should pass by but our bozo, apparently coming back for his wallet. Bad idea. The officer stopped him and asked for his ID. When he couldn’t produce one, he was placed under arrest.

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