Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 18, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Randy Shereda for sending in today’s report. From Gillette, Wyoming comes the story of an unidentified bozo who was frustrated with the rising cost of gasoline. And, in typical bozo fashion, he took his frustrations out in crime. He was siphoning some gas from another car when he dropped the hose and spilled some gasoline on his pants. Not having a flashlight, he took out his lighter to see how wet his pants were. He’s recovering with second and third degree burns on his legs. He’ll be charged with theft when he’s released.

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