Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 13, 2006

Bozo criminals for today come from Charlotte, North Carolina where a couple of bozos broke into the middle school and filled their pickup with audio visual equipment. Unfortunately, they forgot to also fill up their pickup with gasoline and they ran out of gas about ten miles down the road. They then added to their problems by going from house to house, asking for gas money. One resident got suspicious and called the cops who discovered the pickup full of stolen items and arrested our bozos.

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