Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 12, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Miami, Florida where bozo Thomas Morse was due to appear in court on auto theft charges. With an image to keep up, our bozo wanted to be sure he arrived in court in style, so, he did what he knew best. He stole a car to drive to the proceedings. A nice one, too, a Mercedes S500 sedan. Unfortunately, this car came equipped with a GPs system that alerted the cops that the vehicle had been stolen. Police arrested him as he pulled into the courthouse parking lot.

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