Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 7, 2006

Bozo criminals for today come from Lawrence, Indiana where bozos Eugene Dixon and Jeffrey Wilks were getting impatient in the drive thru lane at McDonalds. After honking the horn and shouting at the driver in front of them, one of our bozos stuck a gun out the window and fired a shot in the air. That did speed things up, as the car in front of them sped away. It also prompted someone inside to dial 911. Our bozos were at the pick up window, waiting on their food, when the cops arrived.

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