Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Osaka, Japan, where bozo Konoshin Kawabata found an unlocked door in a university building and saw a perfect opportunity to pull off a burglary. Or so he thought. He entered the darkened room and suddenly the lights switched on and he found himself face to face with a huge sumo wrestler. And, as he turned to run, he saw it wasn’t just one sumo, but twelve. Yep, he had tried to rob the sumo dormitory. They had no problem holding him down until the police arrived.