Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 5, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ed Hart for sending in today’s report from Victorville, California. Bozo Mitchel Walker was appearing in court on drug and grand theft charges when he made a break for it. Somehow, he was able to elude bailiffs and guards before jumping into a waiting vehicle. Now that he was a wanted man, he hightailed it out of state, or maybe even out of the country, right? Wrong. Instead of going into hiding, our bozo simply returned to his apartment, which was one of the first places the cops looked. He’s back under arrest.

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