Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 4, 2006

Our Bozo Criminal award for Worst Disguise goes today to Matthew Bryant of Dayton, Ohio. Mr. Bryant was spotted at the local K-Mart stuffing a DVD and a video game into his Superman costume. That’s right. He was trying to shoplift while wearing a Superman getup. Unfortunately, super speed didn’t come with the costume. Police caught him after a brief chase.

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