Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

April 3, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Tampa, Florida where bozo Phillip Watkins thought his dealer was trying to rip him off by selling him fake cocaine. So, he did what any upstanding bozo would do, he approached two uniformed officers and asked them if they would be so kind as to test his crack pipe to be sure the cocaine was genuine. Turns out it was. He’s under arrest for possession (of drugs, not brains).

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