Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 23, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Carmel, New York, where bozo Gary Brown basically did all the work for the local detectives. Our bozo, who was wanted on drug trafficking charges, walked into the police station and asked the detective on duty if there were any warrants out for his arrest. The officer checked, and, after finding there were, in fact, two, arrested our bozo.

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