Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 22, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Southern Georgia comes the story of an unidentified bozo who thought he had come up with the perfect disguise. He walked into a convenience store with a large plastic milk crate over his head. As you might expect, the crate was rather difficult to balance and, after he got the cash from the clerk, he couldn’t wait to take the bulky thing off. Unfortunately for him, he took it off just outside the store, giving everyone a good look at his face. Police were quickly able to identify and arrest our bozo.

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