Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Suffolk, Virginia comes the story of bozo David Lee Nations who walked into a bank along with an accomplice and demanded money from a teller. He grabbed the loot and then ran outside to his getaway car. It was then that he realized that his partner had the keys to the car. Oops. And his partner was still inside the bank. Double oops. He rushed back to the bank to find the doors now locked. Triple oops. He’s under arrest. His accomplice, who got locked in the bank, is cooperating with the police and has not been charged.