Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 16, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ed Hart for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Slough, England comes the story of a gang of bozo criminals who heard through the ol’ crook grapevine that a Ford transit van that would be passing through town was loaded with money. Lots of money, $130,000,000 in fact. They snatched the van as its driver was making a delivery. And the story they had heard was true, the van was full of money. Unfortunately, it was Monopoly money that was to be used in a promotion of a new version of the game.

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