Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 13, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Diane Kahler for sending in today’s report. From Des Moines, Iowa comes the story of bozo Kimberly Dixon who had a bunch of outstanding traffic tickets. Thinking there was no way she was going to be able to pay them all, she did what any bozo would do. She faked her own death. A letter was sent to the courthouse containing a phony obituary stating that our bozo had died in a car accident. She was tripped up the when the "dead person driving" was pulled over for another speeding violation.

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