Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 9, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from St. Augustine, Florida where bozo Ralph Gonzales was showing off the On-Star system on his new Cadillac Escalade. Unfortunately, the volume was set too low for him to hear the On-Star operator answer. And if there is no response, it is On-Star’s policy to contact authorities. When the cops came by to check on our bozo, they discovered a package of cocaine on the vehicle’s center console. Busted!

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