Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 2, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Martin County, Florida, where bozo Michael Massey was pulled over by the cops on suspicion of drunk driving. The officer’s suspicions were confirmed when he saw the open bottle of rum in the seat next to our bozo. He was writing out the citation when our bozo came up with an offer that sealed his fate and secured his position in the Bozo Hall of Fame. Reaching into the glove compartment, our bozo pulled out a stack of Dunkin’ Donuts coupons and said, "You can have these if you’ll just let me park the car and walk home." He let him park the car all right, so he could haul him off to the county jail.

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