Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 1, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Canada where bozo Richard Carter was stopped at a Saskatchewan border crossing. A customs agent noticed our bozo acting nervously. And when he took a closer look at his shirt, he noticed several moving bulges underneath his clothing. Upon further inspection, it was discovered that our bozo was attempting to smuggle four pigeons across the border by hiding them under his shirt. But, it was the reason that he offered to the officers for having the birds under there that sent him to the Bozo Hall of Fame. He told them he only had the birds under his shirt because they were cold.

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