Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 8, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Springfield, Missouri where bozo Clayton Thomas didn’t realize it’s not always polite to ask for seconds. Our bozo held up a diner on Monday and then returned to the same diner and attempted to rob the same clerk two days later. Only this time, things didn’t work out so well. As he was running through the restaurant parking lot, he pulled his gun…and shot himself in the foot. He was taken to jail after receiving treatment.

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