Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 7, 2006

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminals for today come from Springfield, Massachusetts where two bozos stole a 1995 Honda from in front of a residence. Guess it must not have been kept in a garage because instead of heading home with the car, our bozos headed down to the neighborhood car was to spruce it up a bit. Not the best idea. The owner of the car happened to be passing by when he noticed his car waiting in line to be washed. He called the cops, who were waiting for our bozos when the car emerged from the wash and wax. You could say they didn’t make a clean getaway.

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