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February 6, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Jane McCormick for sending in today’s report. From Williamsport, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo Michael Deaton who broke into an apartment but before he could take anything found himself face to beak with Sunshine the parrot. And apparently Sunshine doesn’t take to burglars, as before our bozo knew what was happening, Sunshine bit a couple of chunks out of his hand. Sunshine’s squaking also alerted the neighbors who called the cops. When blood on Sunshine’s beak was matched up to our bozo, he was placed under arrest, a classic case of taking a bite out of crime.

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