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February 3, 2006

We all know that jury duty can be a boring task, but our bozo for today went a little too far in trying to lighten things up. Thanks to Bozo News Hawk David Alford for sending in this one from Elyria, Ohio. Bozo Patrick Gulley was on his way to jury duty when he had to empty his pockets at the courthouse’s security checkpoint. Deputies noticed one of the items he took out of his pocket was a small tin box containing a green leafy substance. Yep, he had brought some marijuana to the courthouse. Instead of serving on a jury, he’ll be going before the judge. He’s been charged with possession.

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