Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 2, 2006

Thanks to many Bozo News Hawks who alerted us to this story from Orem, Utah. It seems someone stole bozo Kory Tarver’s marijuana. So, he did what any bozo would do, he called the cops to report the theft. Officers did some investigating and quickly tracked down the robber, recovering our bozo’s pot. It was then that Kory earned his spot in the Bozo Hall of Fame. The police called him to inform him that they believed they had recovered his marijuana. All he had to do was come down to the station house and identify it as his. Which he did. Busted on pot possession charges!

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