Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Ray Rusnak for sending in today’s report. From Fort Bragg, California comes the story of bozo Enrique Valdez who was staying at the local Best Western Inn. When he discovered there was no one in the hotel office, he helped himself to $200 in cash, a computer hard drive and a satellite television device. And for some reason, he couldn’t stop there. He just had to leave the manager a nasty note, berating him for not being in the office, and signing it with his name and room number. Investigating officers found him, and the loot, in his hotel room. He’s under arrest.