Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 27, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Leavenworth, Kansas where bozo Thomas Haynes was an enterprising young drug dearler. So enterprising that he had some business cards made up to advertise himself as the town’s "boss" drug dealer. Police officers got one of the cards, called the number, set up the buy and when he showed up to make the delivery…Busted!

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