Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 26, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Clermont, Florida where bozo Richard Sawyer was hungry, so he pulled into the Wendy’s drive-thru and ordered five double cheeseburgers and a Frosty. Unfortunately, in addition to being hungry, he was also sleepy and he fell asleep in the drive-thru lane before pulling up to get his order. And even more unfortunately, when the police came to check on him, they found cocaine and marijuana inside his car. He’s under arrest.

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