Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 23, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Athens, Greece where an unidentified bozo broke into a restaurant and stole some money from the cash register. He then had a bright idea…he would also steal some of the restaurant’s prime steaks. He probably should have quit while he was ahead. He entered the walk-in cooler only to have the large door slam shut behind him, locking him inside. The police found him a while later, shivering and clutching the bag of cash. He’s cooling his heels in jail now.

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