Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 19, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Bochum, Germany where an unidentified bozo broke into a store and stole a karaoke machine. One his way out, he snagged his jacket, ripping it open. Guess he didn’t realize that he was wearing a down jacket and, as he walked it leaked feathers all the way home. Investigating officers followed the trail of feathers to our bozo’s front door and arrested him.

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