Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 16, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Anchorage, Alaska where bozo Daniel Carson dressed up like a Smurf, complete with full blue face makeup and attempted to rob a hotel. We say attempted, as, when our bozo pulled a knife, the clerk retreated to the safety of the hotel office, locking the door behind him and leaving our bozo standing alone in the lobby. A short time later, when police officers where checking for leads at another hotel nearby, who should run in but our bozo, still wearing blue paint on his face. It turns out he was staying in this one and was returning home. He’s now taken up residence in the Iron Bars Hotel.

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