Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 10, 2006

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks for pointing out this classic story from Norfolk, Nebraska. Bozo Arlie Baxter attempted to hold up the local bank, but did not have a weapon and left empty handed. It was as he was getting into his getaway vehicle that witnesses noticed something that would lead to his capture. It was his personalized license plates. The ones that said "FINDME". And that’s just what the cops did, a couple of hours later. He’s been charged with attempted robbery.

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