Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 6, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From St. Louis, Missouri comes the story of bozos Gabriel White and Ryan Farmer who were playing a little game of drunk dialing at a party. They would dial numbers at random and then leave threatening or vulgar messages on the answering machine. Their fun came to a screeching halt when they dialed the number for a county judge. He called the cops who used the *69 option to track down our bozos. The party was still in full swing when they were busted.

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