Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Bucharest, Romania, where an unidentified bozo broke into a restaurant and stole $450 in cash. As he was preparing to leave, he was tempted by something he just couldn’t resist. A display of delicious pies. After stuffing himself, our 300 pound bozo tried to exit through the same window he had entered through. But that was before the pies, and he found himself stuck tight. And he was still stuck when the owner arrived the next morning to open up. He called the cops who extracted our bozo and arrested him.