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January 2, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Scott Pinkstaff for sending in today’s report. From Ashburn, Virginia comes the story of bozo Richard Dumm (really) who lived up to his name. According to the sheriff’s department, our bozo was out driving on Christmas night when his pickup rear-ended a car stranded in the right lane with a flat tire. When police and firefighters arrived, our bozo simply walked away from the scene, leaving his damaged car behind. Only one problem, before fleeing the scene, our bozo had given the officer his driver’s license. He’s been charged with hit and run.

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