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December 30, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Scarborough, Maine where they’re having a cold winter. And bozo Shawn Tate didn’t allow for that when he burglarized a home. After loading his car with stuff, he found that his vehicle was stuck on the icy driveway. When the homeowner arrived unexpectedly, he told her that he had gotten stuck when he was trying to turn around. He then asked if she could back up the car for him while he pushed. Not the best idea. The woman recognized her laptop and several other of her items inside the car. She pretended to try to help while she sent her daughter inside to call the cops. He was still trying to free his car when the police arrived.

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