Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada comes the story of bozo Jonathan Jacobs who broke into a home and grabbed a few valuables, including a laptop computer, before he spotted something that caught his interest. The homeowner had a very well stocked liquor cabinet. He grabbed 14 bottles of the stuff and was headed for the back door when he decided he would treat himself to just one drink. And one led to another…and another…and another. When the homeowner arrived home, he found our bozo passed out on the couch in front of the TV. The cops sobered him up and took him to jail.