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December 29, 2005

Some kids in the first grade in Arkansas were taking a test. Little Johnny was stumped by the first question, "What does Old McDonald have?" He whispered to the boy next to him, "Hey, what’s the answer to the first question?" His friend replied, "You remember, Old McDonald had a farm." Little Johnny said, "Yeah, that’s right." After a minute or so, Little Johnny asked his friend, "Hey, how do you spell ‘farm’?" His friend replied, "Johnny, don’t you remember anything, it’s E-I-E-I-O."

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