Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 5, 2005

From Chicago, Illinois comes our first ever story of assault with a tasty weapon. Bozo Brian Lane attempted to hold up a bar with a ham sandwich which he had molded into the shape of a gun. When no one would take him seriously, our bozo attempted to flee, only to trip on the way out of the bar. He’s under arrest.

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