Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 2, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Des Moines, Iowa. Bozo Stewart Jamieson just didn’t know when to shut up. Noticing a man checking license plates on cars in the neighborhood, our bozo walked up and asked "What’s up?" The man checking the plates was an undercover cop on a drug investigation and he simply responded back, "What’s up?" To which our bozo replied, "What’s up?" The cop answered back again, "What’s up?" Having heard enough, our bozo said, "I’ll show you what’s up," went inside his house and came out with a .38 caliber handgun. Not a good idea. The cop showed him his badge and placed him under arrest after finding him to be in possession of crack cocaine.

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