Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 1, 2005

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Moscow, Russia comes the story of an unidentified bozo who forgot Bozo Rule Number 5476: There’s usually a reason a car is in the repair shop. Our bozo stole a nice looking Nissan from a garage and was really enjoying its acceleration when he noticed something. It had no brakes. He sailed through a couple of traffic lights before crashing into another car just a few hundred yards from the garage. Police helped him from the wreckage before hauling him off to jail.

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