Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 30, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from Danville, California where bozo Peter Carson stole a car and headed for the freeway, and, since the car was equipped with one of those Fastrak devices, he was able to cruise right thought the toll booths without stopping. Guess he didn’t realize the owner of the car could log onto the internet and see the exact time he went through each toll booth. She simply turned that info over to the cops who quickly tracked down and arrested our joy riding bozo.

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