Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 25, 2005

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Pakistan where our bozo, identified only as Zubair, escaped from prison after it was badly damaged in an earthquake. He then made his way back to his hometown, where he laid low and kept quiet, right? Wrong. Keep in mind we’re dealing with a bozo escapee here. Instead of keeping a low profile, he composed a song and dance describing how he escaped from prison. He then performed the little number for anyone willing to listen. Unfortunately, a police officer was in the audience for one of his performances. He’s back under arrest.

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