Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 24, 2005

We have a very appropriate bozo for you on this Thanksgiving Day. From Fergus Falls, Minnesota comes the story of an unidentified bozo who attempted to burglarize the Speedway restaurant. Unfortunately, he tripped an alarm which notified the police. Looking for a place to hide, our bozo first took refuge in the ceiling, but it fell through. Then, he tried to hide in the most appropriate place for a turkey on Thanksgiving, in the large restaurant oven. Arresting officers removed him when he was only half-baked.

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